Instead it bogs down with typical bumps in the night as a screwy mom (Maria Bello) deals with her netherworld demons, threatening the safety of her young son Martin (Gabriel Bateman). But Lights Out doesnвЂ™t come up with anything creative. Is this something you can stretch out into an entire movie? Sure! Herman Melville stretched out вЂњthere once was a fish this big вЂ“ but it got away!вЂќ into the greatest novel in American letters. Turn the light off again and the creepy, semi-visible creature with catlike tapetum lucidum is even closer! Genuinely horrifying no matter how many times you see it. Did I see a weird silhouette? Let me switch on the light. Basically, thereвЂ™s a ghoul that you can only see when itвЂ™s dark. It would, however, be unfair not to at least praise its central gimmick, the same one found in director David F SanbergвЂ™s viral two-and-a-half-minute video that grabbed the attention of the horror mogul James Wan. I know itвЂ™s summertime, and some of the programming can be ephemeral, but Lights OutвЂ™s greatest feat is how you can feel yourself forgetting this 81-minute piffle as you are actually watching it.

But who will ever be nostalgic for the mainstream horror films that are flooding our marketplace today? Lights Out is yet another half-baked, PG-13 scare-em snoozer centered on an underdeveloped supernatural concept that wonвЂ™t even give kids a good nightmare. Even the distasteful torture porn of the early 21st century wins a few points just for pissing so many people off. From the Universal Monsters to cheeseball Vampira-hosted B pictures, from Italian giallo to gory 80s exploitation flicks in enormous VHS cases, one can reflect fondly on it all.

Some previous yearвЂ™s lanterns are re-used вЂњgenerally as background scenery that complements and adds to our yearly themes.вЂќ This means a tricky survival rate for lantern polar bears and blue whales, IвЂ™d imagine.F ew genres lend themselves to nostalgia like horror. вЂњDublin Zoo prides itself on bringing a stunning new Wild Lights experience to visitors each year,вЂќ they said. So why will this seasonвЂ™s painstakingly-crafted artefacts become next seasonвЂ™s junk pile? All materials are вЂњ100 per cent recycled,вЂќ a spokesman for Dublin Zoo said, вЂњexcept those that we store and re-use yearlyвЂќ. In an interview, a manager of lantern company Zigong VYA, explained that it took 50 days for вЂњ60 craftsmenвЂќ to make these creations in China and another 45 days to assemble them in Dublin, a process involving вЂњ50 tonnes of steel and tens of thousands of LEDs.вЂќ There have been ocean creatures and (yes, indeed) polar bears.Д¬raftspeople working for the Chinese makers have flown in every year (bar last year) since 2017 to assemble the Wild Lights. Around now there are sounds of welding and glimpses of the beautiful creations in a fenced-off marquee as the team assembles the pyramids and an Eiffel Tower for the вЂњAround the worldвЂќ themed event.

There you may see the sorrowful remains of the Wild Lights, Dublin ZooвЂ™s night time attraction, in piles of sodden mess. Some mornings they loaded out stage props, a glimpse of the magic wheeled into grey morning reality, dazzle becoming detritus.Дecades later there is nothing that delivers a bigger dose of winter woes than a February wander round the back of the Polo grounds in the Phoenix Park. Long ago as a London commuter the walk from Charing Cross station took me past the back of Covent Garden opera house.

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